Dear Geno,
To appreciate the gold lame g-string, you must embrace the gold lame g-string. Like climbing Everest, getting the gold at the Olympics, or bedding a supermodel, you can only truly appreciate the splendor and the glory by living it yourself.
To that end, I am shipping you a copy of my forthcoming book “Finding the G in Me: My Personal Journey with the G-String” and a box of gold lame g-strings I have all tried on personally to assure quality. I send them to you unwashed, so that you can verify they have passed the Jake Thomas Test of Quality. The G-String is a tricky mistress, but she’ll love you like no other. Mere months after donning mine for the first time, I got engaged. Coincidence? Not in the world of the g-string, my friend.
In all seriousness, thanks for a great mention in a wonderful review! Geno, you are a true appreciator, and I commend you.
All the best!
-Jake T.